Marvel Heroes MMO: Opening Cinematic (x)
You know they were all “Pick a partner to line up with.”
And Spiderman desperately tried to make eye contact with the Human Torch so they could be partners but suddenly Deadpool is there, humping his leg.
An argument ensues and eventually the resolution is that Deadpool is allowed to be near Spiderman but if he partners with the Phoenix they’ll let him use her costume in the next expansion pack.
While it may seem silly to make this connection, it’s important to note how significant Maleficent’s wings are to her. They are her source of power in a conflicted world, and as she ages, they increase in power. Like a young woman’s sexuality, they are precious, and the crude way in which they are sawed off her back — her trust broken, her body violated — leaves her ravaged inside and out. This is, indeed, the moment Maleficent becomes a villain — except that she’s not really a villain at all. Her choices are driven at every turn by this moment of betrayal, and what happens next is really a survival story, as she slowly learns to love and trust again. (x)
I only make 40,000 a year. Maybe I should kill myself.
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